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Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Happy and Gay!

An unexpected development has brought me back to my blog yet again. The Indian judicial system is preparing to make it okay to be gay! (Not gay as in happy, gay as in homosexual.) Why am I celebrating? Well, even though I am currently straight, having the freedom to choose is certainly cool.

It is unexpected because India is a country of prudes. Arranged marriage is still the right kind here, and love is a sin. Sex is a topic that parents want schools to teach and school want parents to deal with. In the end, the child ends up learning more from porn than from anything else, and everybody is happy.

Hopefully, this will force the ruling generation to break out of their narrow view-zones and look beyond what their parents told them to see. Don't get me wrong, it's not their fault either, Indians are a country are submissive people. We proudly say that in 10,000 years of documented history, Indians have never even tried to invade another nation. Boy, is that something to be proud of! We take all the punishment, then hug our tormentors and integrate them into our 'diverse' culture. It has probably something to do with our genetics. Our Aryan ancestors clearly denied us dominant genes that they gave to Hitler and his minions.

While I am complaining about my motherland, let me also state that our education system is going to the dogs. Yes, the kids that our country churns out are considered so well educated because they have to do all the 'educating' themselves. Teaching is considered the last resort of the unemployed and most teachers cannot even speak or understand the English language properly (Yes, even when the medium of education is English). But then again, "Good timber does not grow with ease. The stronger the winds, the stronger the trees."

Don't get me wrong though, like 70% of my compatriots I am proud to be an Indian (Why? I cannot remember for the life of me.)


5 comments:

Cabin-boy Dave said...

That was really insightful, Sandy. The ruling took me by surprise too.

The legal system may have accepted gay relations but when will society follow suit? And when will those feckless morons who cannot rule themselves let alone the country decide that it's in their best interest to cease their protests against a natural evolution of man? And what will the cost be?

And most importantly, when will Bollywood show the hawt girl-on-girl action I've been waiting for since I was 12? :P

Sandy said...

Hey Dave!
I see you share my insatiable desire for girl-on-girl action.

Psst...There was a bollywood movie called "Girlfriend", perhaps you should check it out. :)

Thanks for stopping by.
Keep listening to The Village Idiot. :)

palu... said...

:)

Sandy said...

Hello there, Palu!

Welcome to The Village Idiot.
Keep reading :)

NJ- The NevaJazz said...

now every thing is legal.... :)